Wow, it’s been a long time since I last blogged. Been busy with exams and stuff. And now when I thought I was free, I get bombarded with work and stuff to do. They put me in charge of running youth this week and to top it off, my school( okay la..not school) Institute Sinaran’s EB(election board. where they set up the election for our student council for our freshmen to participate) put me and another person in charge for next year’s Leadership camp. And boy does it involve lots of work and meetings and pens and paper and discussions and food. Haha. So besides that, I’m pretty much free! For now.

So what’s been happening lately? Well actually. A lot. Exams.Meetings.Youth.Movies.Futsal.Birthdays.Farewells.Heroes. And lotsa lotsa random stuff in between.

Actually, I don’t really know what to blog. Guess its just blogger’s block hitting again. Hee hee.

So what do I want to talk about?? Hmm?? Heroes?? Well, to be honest, Heroes is kind of a let down although now they’re getting back on track. Last time when I watched Season 1 and 2 and when each episode ended with ‘To be continued’ I get pissed and want to watch the next episode desperately, but in this season, after each episode, I don’t feel the urge to like go crazy and impatient about it. Probably I’ve gotten used to the drug(heroes) haha..but then again it doesn’t make any sense because withdrawal from drugs makes you go crazy. Haha. Anyways. At least Heroes is going back on track although I wished they killed Mohinder (whiny,horny lil Indian guy-not racist..)

On another hand, I’ve just been randomly thinking about fairy tales which contains lots of flaws and questions to ponder. I’ll list them down so you can go-Gee, I’ve never looked thought of it like that before! SO here goes…

Cinderella.

Now, most of you know bout Cinderella and her missing glass slipper.. Now, I don’t know about you but wearing something made of glass and walking in it lest dancing in a pair does give me the impression that it might just crack and break. Not only that, it must be dreadfully heavy to lift a pair if glass slippers..Either Cinderella has muscular legs or she was just dragging along with the slippers..(heck, she did the moonwalk way earlier than Micheal Jackson)

And you know the part when she left her one of her slippers for the prince to find out and tries to find her throughout the country by making every girl trying it? Well, I don’t know but I have a feeling that Cinderella must have gigantic feet or super the small tiny miniscule ultra microscopic feet. Because since she’s the only girl that can fit into that slipper, I guess that explains her shoe size. Either she goes for like size 20 or size 1. No way on earth that no one can actually NOT fit in the glass slipper. I mean, the prince toured around the country and there is not a single girl who can fit?? Either than that or the Prince’s country just consists of 2 families with their property. The palace and Cinderella’s home. Haha.

Snow white.

Now, when they describe Snow White, they said that her hair was as black as coal, lips red as don’t know what but when they described her skin and appearance the narrator said she was as white as snow. I don’t know about you guys but when I see someone whose skin is as white as snow, I think I’ll probably run away thinking I’ve seen a ghost. And what the..she was beautiful?? Well, they didn’t have glasses back then so I guess they were too blind to see she was a walking ghost. Another part is the fact when she stayed with the dwarfs. Now dwarfs are short. And Snow White is taller than them. And I guess when the dwarves built the house they made it to suit their height. Everything should be short and made just for them. Hah. So, how can Snow White fit in the house for a few months and stuff?? I think she had a bad back ache by then. Then she isn’t the fairest of them all!!! (In my opinion, the fairest of them all should be the judge. Because he has to be the fairest guy in making decisions..) LOL

Rapunzel

“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair” pfft.. So far with the latest technology with Pantene Pro V or Sunsilk or whatever proclaiming that their product gives you strong hair that lasts quite some time(it doesn’t really work..marketing ploy) I wonder how Rapunzel keeps her hair so strong or how does she keep her head so strong?? Her head can support a Prince’s weight?? That’s incredible. Seriously. And another thing. Since she’s stuck up there for like..ever. How does she dispose of her er..crap? Two possibilities..the witch takes them or she just throws them outside her window. That explains the thorns growing nicely below which made the Prince blind and all. By the way, I think her hair will like stink and smell after not having a proper rinse since she lives in an old tower. Oh, Rapunzel must’ve been a blonde. If I had such long hair and I can pull a guy up, why cant I support myself and climb my way down? I could tie my hair to some thingy in the tower and just use my hair as a rope to climb down and then cut it off. Idiot. Haha.

Sleeping Beauty

This is one weird story. Yet a nice story for lazy bums like me. You are made to sleep for a thousand years (or is a hundred) and when its over u get woken up by a kiss by a prince..or in a guy’s case, a princess. Haha. All that for a long sleep. Who wouldn’t want that?? Anyway, I don’t know whether the prince has broken his nose or lost his sense of smell but kissing someone after a long time without showering or eating or brushing your teeth does give out a rather nasty smell. Oh yea, after sleeping for so long I bet the princess must be really really hairy. So is all her minions in the castle. They might pass of as bums in the streets! Anyway, I think the prince is weird. The only beautiful thing about sleeping is that the sleeping beauty didn’t burp. If not that prince will be knocked out and be under the power of the holy breath. Haha.

Rumpelstiltskin

This is another strange story, I mean who would name their child Rumpelstiltskin and made that lil guy pissed till he wants a baby from the princess?? Talk about low self esteem. Sheesh. Parents and their choice of names. The funny thing is, there is a theme song for Rumpelstiltskin which he can sing when he meets the princess. The song ‘That’s not my name’ by the Ting Tings fits the bill. Just imagine him singing it to the princess. Haha. Here’s themusic video if you guys haven’t heard of the song yet. Well there’s nothing bad about this tale but the song is too good to not write it down so hee hee, just put lah.

Goldilocks and the three bears

Needs no introduction. Why on earth will bears eat porridge?? What’s more, sleep in a bed and lives like a human being. And these animals talk!! Now, there are 3 things I would do if I were Goldilocks.

1)      Run Away because some animal talked to me

2)      Slap myself and rub my eyes and return the conversation talking to the animal in slow motion..like ME GOLDILOCKS..U BEAR…

3)      Capture the animal, hold a show and tell everyone (through Facebook or my blog) that there is a talking animal..and go on Oprah in the process..(think of the cash I can make)

Hansel and Gretel.

I guess they’re no ants in this land as a house built with sweets and sugar and candy are bound to attract sweet sugar loving insects a.k.a ants. But I guess the witch might have figured that out and maybe put a spell on the house to ward off the ants. Oh yeah, if the witch had an oven in her house, and turned it up so high that it’s so hot, the candy should have melted and the kids would have escaped. And the house will be one sticky paste which can be turned in to butterscotch.. mmm..butterscotch.

Well, there are a lot of other fairy tales that is kinda messed up so I’m kinda lazy to list them all down, Haha. If u have others, do feel free to comment and we can petition against these authors..(though they’re dead) to tell the truth and nothing but the truth! (I know I’m talking crap but since I talked crap at the beginning might as well continue right?) Oh yea. I’m kinda thinking of moving over to blogspot you know. Xanga is just too lagging and takes so long to load. And it hardly gives you full control on your blog. So tell me what you think about it and I MIGHT stick around in Xanga. Muahahahaha.

This is such a random post.